MORTY SANCHEZ PARODY T-SHIRT BY KITCHEN DUTCH
Morty is single and loving it. He doesn’t need girls at all, because Morty has a secret. Look at that smile on his dial and boy oh man, check out those biceps. How the hell do you get biceps like that anyway? I mean, look at his left arm right? Nothing happening there, but his right arm… that’s like Sylvester Stallone meets the Arnold Schwarzenegger. I mean, he must have like gone to the gym for hours and hours and just like used his right arm for everything – row machine, mechanised weight machines, everything. Or maybe not. Maybe Morty just likes girls. A lot.
The single life. Right guys? 😉
3XL Red Men’s T-shirts available on request for “Single Life Morty”. Simply order 2XL + request 3XL in Order Notes.
– 100% soft combed cotton tee (160gsm).
– Brand fitted, individually styled.
– Enzyme washed, for a super-soft finish.
– Screen printed, for durability and longevity.
– Made in South Africa – proudly.