GOT WOOD? ILLUSTRATED PINOCCHIO T-SHIRT BY KITCHEN DUTCH
Wooden boys and the lies they tell girls, perhaps, to get them in between the sheets? Or just a little something something to tide you over while you wait for Mr Right? Either way, this little guy here, no wait… OK, not so little anymore, is available on his and hers Tshirt Terrorist Tees from legendary punk artist Kitchen Dutch. His (asking the right question of his female companions) and hers (asking the same, only this time in reverse) are both serious icebreakers, conversation starters straight to the main course… of course, whatever other lies you tell each other will remain the secrets that you keep, or not. The kind of shirt, in other words, you’re always retrieving off the floor from amongst other hastily discarded items the morning after the night before…. Up and at ’em!
3XL White Men’s T-shirts available on request for “Got Wood?”. Simply order 2XL + request 3XL in Order Notes.
– 100% soft combed cotton tee (160gsm).
– Brand fitted, individually styled.
– Enzyme washed, for a super-soft finish.
– Screen printed, for durability and longevity.
– Made in South Africa – proudly.