Right, Sparky, time to light the braai. And we’re not talking one of those gas barbey jobbies either, we’re talking a regular Saturday before the Rugby here hold my beer pass me the Blitz kind of move.

Which is why we believed Champion Spark Plugs to be the right representative for our new parody tee. If you’re looking for a braai champion (and as an aside you need look no further, I wield the tongs with considerable dexterity) what could be more South African than a spark plug? Well, besides the hundreds of other obvious dinguses and momentos I could toss out at the drop of a hat but wont because I am a busy man. With a braai to light.

Go Bulls! Or Lions. Or Cheetahs. Even Praaah-vince. If you must.

3XL White T-shirts available on request for “Braai”. Simply order 2XL + request 3XL in Order Notes.