Chorus:
Popcorn, chewing gum, peanuts an’ bubble gum
Ice cream, candy floss an’ Eskimo Pie
Ag Deddy how we miss
Nigger balls an’ licorice
Pepsi Cola, ginger beer
and Canada Dry

Ag Pleez Deddy won’t you take us to the fun-fair
We wanna have a ride on the bumper-cars
We’ll buy a stick of candy floss
And eat it on the Octopus
Then we’ll take the rocket ship that goes to Mars

Chorus

Ag pleez Deddy won’t you take us to the wrestling
We wanna see an ou called Sky High Lee
When he fights Willie Liebenberg
There’s gonna be a murder
‘Cos Willie’s gonna donner that blerrie yankee

Chorus

Ag pleez Deddy won’t you take us off to Durban
It’s only eight hours in the Chevro-lay
There’s spans of sea an’ sand an’ sun
And fish in the aquari-yum
That’s a lekker place for a holi-day

Chorus

Ag Pleez Deddy – VOETSEK!

Ag sis Deddy if we can’t kraak to bioscope
Or go off to Durban, life’s a heng of a bore
If you won’t take us to the zoo
Then what the heck else can we do
But go on out and moere all the oukies next door

Chorus…”

– Thanks, Jeremy Taylor. For the memories. This t-shirt, if you haven’t figured it yet, is for the tourists. When there are any.