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 SURF THE INNERNET FUNNY ESOTERIC T-SHIRT
Happy Chicken Fitness Cult Design

It’s all about love, self love, that is, and what better way to flip the ego and engage in principals of selflessness, than to surf the innernet on route to peace and harmony, enlightenment and prosperity.

You see what we did there, of course, with the words. We’re like gurus that way, we are, Happy Chicken and myself. Did I say “self”? Fuck, I meant selfless. Myselfless. No ego here, just ego-death everywhere you look, black daisies and diminished returns, I’m rambling and by I I mean the all-seeing variety.

From self-help gurudom to inklings of Osteen-style empire pariah-hood, we bring you the biggest wave you’ll never see, cos your eyes will be closed. But your third eye… far out, man. Far out.

– 100% soft combed cotton tee (160gsm).
– Brand fitted, individually styled.
– Enzyme washed, for a super-soft finish.
– Durable, long-lasting professional print.
– Made in South Africa – proudly.