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SONIC THE HEDGEHOG SEGA PARODY T-SHIRT
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Something tells me we should start collecting these things. But we don’t have any opposable thumbs. Or carryalls. Sonic? Yes, Miles. What’s going on here? I don’t rightly know, Miles, but I fear I feel a sequel coming on. It’s like we’re in a dream or something. Maybe the universe truly is a simulation and these are, omg! portals, portals into other realms. Quick! Grab it. Throw it, over there. Use the force or something. Or grow a pair. Of thumbs.

Sonic? Yes, Miles. Are we really talking to each other, over a ring? No, Miles, this is the magic of the written word being performed by The Copy Editor at Tshirt Terrorist, which is the current iteration of the simulation we’re inhabiting. Oh, Ok, Sonic. That’s good. That’s better. I was beginning to worry that this was some kind of flashback. Do you remember the day we found those mushrooms? This is like that, a little bit.

Join Sonic and Miles, in another Sonic The Hedgehog real life adventure, as they puzzle over the sudden imposition of the ring system on their otherwise ordinary walk-about-in-the-forest world.

That reminds me. Tshirt Terrorist T-shirts are like Sonic’s rings. You need to collect as many as you can as you move through and level up in life.

Trust me on this one.

Sincerely,
The Copy Editor – Tshirt Terrorist.

– 100% soft combed cotton tee (160gsm).
– Brand fitted, individually styled
– Enzyme washed, for a super-soft finish.
– Durable, long-lasting eco-friendly print.
– Made in South Africa – proudly.