Happy birthday, Mr. President, of the Rebel Alliance. Brought to you by the very wild imaginings of Harry Fokker and Luke Molver.

Here’s a prequel, sequel, episode, viral Tik Tok you don’t want to miss – the one where Princess Leia rises out of the layer cake (get it, layer cake?) lightsabers blazing. In a gold bikini.

It was a gold bikini in my dreams at least, where I was a talented and spry, still somewhat slightly misunderstood but well meaning and provisioned RA X-wing fighter pilot, and Leia would turn to me and all the candles would go out.

Yes, that gold bikini. Still get icing on the brain just thinking about it.

– 100% soft combed cotton tee (160gsm).
– Brand fitted, individually styled.
– Enzyme washed, for a super-soft finish.
– Highly durable, eco-friendly print.
– Made in South Africa – proudly.