LET’S GO OFFLINE FUNNY T-SHIRT BY HAPPY CHICKEN FITNESS CULT
Follow this guy to freedom from the silicone obsession. Go hunt a bear or something (and don’t die), climb a mountain (likewise) and get stung by bees (don’t die) and eat sausage on a stick. The last one should be OK, depending on where you got the sausage.
But yes, it’s time to go offline. Your supercomputer algorithm self is trying to sell you everything it knows you need. And your deepest, darkest search secrets? Are being sold to the highest bidder, as we speak. Surprised at how much Tshirt Terrorist understands about your habits? You shouldn’t be… not many people were bidding on your ticket. Go figure.
3XL White T-shirts available on request for “Offline”. Simply order 2XL + request 3XL in Order Notes.
– 100% soft combed cotton tee (160gsm).
– Brand fitted, individually styled.
– Enzyme washed, for a super-soft finish.
– Screen printed, for durability and longevity.
– Made in South Africa – proudly.