Yes, they have rooms – there’s even one with a view of the stables, but honey… I know, we’ve travelled all the way from Nazareth and the donkey needs oats and stuff, but there’s no place to braai.

I mean, we’ve got the wise men coming and everything. What are we meant to do, offer them crackers? Let’s try the next one. Even a weber would do.

The latest output by Harry Fokker and Tshirt Terrorist – conceptual t-shirt design at its finest. Harry began Tshirt Terrorist in 2004 with a swarm of ingenious concepts that have over the years become pop culture staples at festivals and shows around South Africa, and he shows no signs of slowing.

Enjoy “No Place To Braai” with friends and family, take it to church to amuse the congregation, or wear it on your next road trip, ala searching for an inn;  just wear it, and proudly – SA’s legendary original and outspoken tees, as engineered by the most indescribable T-shirt wizard of his era – Harry Fokker.

– 100% soft combed cotton tee (160gsm).
– Brand fitted, individually styled.
– Enzyme washed, for a super-soft finish.
– Highly durable, eco-friendly print.
– Made in South Africa – proudly.