North Korea is the only Korea (north of South Korea, of course) and our supreme leader has divined, by his divine right, that we wish to conquer the stars (if we’re watching the skies, we’re no longer focused on our empty fields, stores, purses and bellies).

So we enlisted the help of the cyber-securities division, and all our greatest minds took time out from working on enriching uranium, which will enrich our great nation, and for sure, after much competition and hard fought contention, we came up with a logo which does not copy but challenges, yay, challenges for supremacy, that other Space Agency logo, and if our supreme leader needs a 5XL and the rest of us only smalls, well, that’s indicative of a natural pecking order, where our leaders are in front of the giant eight ball we must all of us hide safely behind.

By rights though, many Koreas were launched, and we all made good, and the smile of our inestimable Kim Jong Un showed us truly that we had performed well. Now the fight can begin, following our first successful spy vs spy satellite, to see who earns their right and the honour of being the first Korean space monkey. My money’s on… no, wait, I don’t have any money. Just as well. I would spend it all on this awesome Tshirt Terrorist NADA hoodie. Long live the dynasty! Long like the Hwasong! Long live NADA (whatever).

– 100% cotton (280gsm), with inner lining.
– Elasticated cuffs and hem.
– Drawstring hood.
– Front Kangaroo Pocket (in which to place your hands, and other cool stuff).
– Made in South Africa – proudly.