What do Jeff Bezos and South Africa have in common? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. So, what in the heck is he doing here? Elon Musk, Ok, we’d be getting somewhere, roosters coming home to… roost, but, for once, if you were to judge the book by its cover you’d be spot on – there’s not enough hair left on that old dog to hide the wrinkly under bits but then these goddamn lizards never age proper so it’s all smooth as a baby’s bottom sailing anyways, once you get passed the indigenous land rights.

Or not. Like they said it, in that movie where they had so much thatch it was like dreads everywhere: they might take our manufacturing sector through market share acquisition, but they’ll never take our freedom!

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