Mr Potato Head after he has realised he is made of potatoes and has pretty much fermented his whole life away; and that he has consumed his every dream and opportunity and every whisper on the wind now tells of foul days-old disaster and defeat.

On a more pleasant note. This is a funny tee from Tshirt Terrorist. Wear it on a night out on the town, but spare a thought too for Mr Potato Head and all those bibblety-bobs falling off himself. When it all goes potato-shaped – give it a label.