HEAVY METAL MUSIC PARODY T-SHIRT
I love Heavy Metal. Just not in my Water Supply. Hang on, weren’t they a band from the 80’s? Didn’t they tour with Rusted Maiden? So many flippin’ cool head-bangin’ bands out there I want to see them all… on my wall like a flotilla of porcelain ducks. OK, enough of the jokes already – this is serious stuff. This is bite the heads off of rats and rush the mosh pit with murderous intent stuff. This is the Heavy Metal Tour of Death T-shirt. Get it or be somewhat square-ish and indie/pop-culture.
3XL Black T-shirts available on request for “Metal Fest”. Simply order 2XL + request 3XL in Order Notes.
– 100% soft combed cotton tee (160gsm).
– Brand fitted, individually styled.
– Enzyme washed, for a super-soft finish.
– Screen printed, for durability and longevity.
– Made in South Africa – proudly.