This is wong on so many wevels, but anyways… Here we have a specimen of Donald Trump’s Chinese Virus. We feel obligated to advise you that the following hoodie is not only highly contagious but dastardly offensive (if that’s your thing) and likely to result in ostracised outcomes… self isolation/ quarantine and/or necessary social distancing.

Made in China – putting the communism in communicable diseases since Animal Farm. Does that work (from home)? Does it even need to? Just get it. Not the virus FFS – the hoodie. Before they lynch me – buy a whole ton and get the fucking economy working again…

– 100% cotton (280gsm), with inner lining.
– Elasticated cuffs and hem.
– Drawstring hood.
– Front Kangaroo Pocket (in which to place your hands, and other cool stuff).
– Made in South Africa – proudly.