“He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.” Hunter S Thompson wrote that once upon a time. We think it’s a fitting back print for our Johnnie Legless T shirt. While all the billboards are telling us to keep walking, we know that what that really means is: keep drinking. And with that comes that old whisky drunk leglessness. You’ll feel it in your feet. No wait, that’s Tempo. A chocolate you can’t even buy anymore. Anyway, fair satire. Keep drinking, keep shopping, keep laughing it off…