KANYE WEST SCREW LOOSE – ILLUSTRATED T-SHIRT BY KITCHEN DUTCH
Kanye West is not the only American celebrity with megalomanic protuberances, but he sure is the biggest ass in the stable, and by ‘biggest ass’ we don’t mean his lovely wife, Ms. Kardashian. Well, we do. We just thought we would put it out there. And by put it out there we meant the biggest ass. What a wonderful display of circular rhetoric that would somehow be lost on our friend Mr. West, we’re sure. We are, however, still waiting for a late night drunken tweet asking us for cash from the sale of these tees to help stave off his imminent bankruptcy, but we’ll generally let our lawyers deal with that one, if and when it comes. He might have trouble with the Afrikaans though, but seeing as though he has trouble with English too we’re not sure how liable we’ll be for any damaging litigation claims made by Mr. West in the event he actually finds this page (haha) or manages to get through the first few lines.
Ah’ma sure he’ll let me finish, in other words….
What. An. Ass.
* ‘Kanye My Skroewe Vir My Vasdraai’ – lyrics by Fokofpolisiekar’s “Hemel Op Die Platteland” used with permission. Just one more reason for you to buy this awesome, inspired, sticking-it-to-fakehood tee
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