HUGS NOT DRUGS | FACEHUGGER T-SHIRT BY KITCHEN DUTCH
Some healthy advice from Kitchen Dutch and Tshirt Terrorist: Hugs. Not drugs (and at the risk of mincing pop culture tropes…) mmk kids, mmk? Drugs are bad, mmk? Facehuggers, however, the second life cycle stage of the Xenomorph species from the movie franchise “Alien” directed by Ridley Scott and released by 20th Century Fox (all SEO boxes ticked), are good. Facehuggers are where it’s at. Like Stacy’s mom, Facehuggers have Got It Going On.
Did you see what I did there? No? I’m that good. Now, fetch me my rose pipe. And get that fucking thing off your face you look like a fag.
3XL Black T-shirts available on request for “Hugs Not Drugs”. Simply order 2XL + request 3XL in Order Notes.
Now, don’t forget. This is important…