Star Wars was eaten up by Disney like some dying twin-sun being consumed by a black hole, and the best we can do is drive up pop-corn sales. Pathetic. Be that as it may, I always thought Mickey Mouse would make an excellent Jedi. Alignment – Dark. And there you have it: Disney Wars.

– 100% soft combed cotton tee (160gsm).
– Brand fitted, individually styled.
– Enzyme washed, for a super-soft finish.
– Screen printed, for durability and longevity.
– Made in South Africa – proudly.