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ANIMAL TESTED FUNNY CYCLING T-SHIRT
Mode:Random Design

The T-shirt animal activist groups love to hate. Because they’re not really sure what to do with it. Why not give it to your best friend? They can sleep in it.

Most of the animals we used, and we used plenty making this one, registered quite high on polyester sensitivity tests and they were a-itching and a-scratching all through our very expensively produced and long commercials, which we conducted on location in abandoned pounds, and without extending adequate water and toilet breaks.

There were tons of snacks though: furry rabbit sticks, dried tracheas from large indiscriminately butchered domestic herds, as well as other non-sustainable titbits from the bits and pieces of other animal groups.

Afterwards they were hosed down by Sea Shepard vessels and their crews, which we hired on the cheap and the fly, promising them big bonuses and whalebone amulets.

They declined to comment. How random.

– 100% soft combed cotton tee (160gsm).
– Brand fitted, individually styled.
– Enzyme washed, for a super-soft dye-fast finish.
– Industrial print, for durability and longevity.
– Made in South Africa – proudly.