Propaganda
MESSAGE FROM STARFLEET COMMAND
HILLARY CLINGON
THREAT LEVEL: SEVERE
Treat with Caution
Do not Apprehend
Hillary Clingon is AT LARGE and should be considered ARMED and DANGEROUS.
For those of you who still harbour doubts that this ENEMY OF THE FEDERATION will stop at nothing to secure her position as Commander in Chief of God's most zealous nation, please refer to the following excerpt, taken from a recent campaign trail speech:
Dat qach'a' luleghlu'. wa' qach tlhopDaq, vay cha' bIQ Duj. Doj may' 'ej wa' bIQ Duj Qaw' latlh. qaStaHvIS may'qoqvam, bej nuv law'qu'. rInDI', law'qu'mo', tlhoS mamejlaHbe'. QIt vIHchoH ghom'a'. povqu' lut'a'vam. quv, ghob, matlh, 'ej nong SuvwI''a', 'ej rut Hoch Qu'meyDaj ta'laHbe'. chay' vang SuvwI''a'? tlhInganpu' DuQchu' lutvam*
*translation unavailable. TSHIRT TERRORIST regrets to inform that our Klingon is somewhat poor and scratchy at present. We don't watch nearly enough Star Trek is why, which is a good thing.