Vote for Robert

vote for robert mugabe

HE’LL MAKE ALL YOUR WILDEST DREAMS COME TRUE 

Zimbabwe has always been a house of cards
on fire. It should come as no surprise
during the latest rerun of FREE and FAIR elections
that the blaze shows no signs of abating
as we watch from across the border,
as all the people around the whole world remain
positively glued to their television screens,
urging the second most popular senior african statesman on
in what will hopefully be a landslide victory for
DEMOCRACY 
TRUTH 
JUSTICE 
and all that Jizz…

Lend your VOTE to the FUTURE
Give your voice to the overwhelming majority
stand tall with the millions and millions
of homeward bound Zimbabweans,
(some of whom have even risen from their graves)
and cast your lot in with the lot of them

And Robert, with so many years ahead as the one and only
PRESIDENT FOR LIFE 
(his words not mine)
cornered by his power hungry generals
to forever stand at the forefront of progress and prosperity…
What of this misunderstood relic of an african past
so torn between violence and irony…
What of our revolutionary leader?

Do we feel for him, as he waits on the edge of his seat/cliff
to hear the outcome?
knowing as we do, how close this will be?

Be Firm. VOTE for ROBERT

He needs all the help he can get.