Dude, where’s my VISA?

 

THE SOUTH AFRICAN GOVERNMENT
WANTS YOU
(you, not the Dalai Lama, not some shit-kicking peace prostitute…)

dalai lama south african entry visa issues

to SPEND some time in our lovely country.

We’ve got the 2010 FIFA world cup, plenty of clean sex,
lax drinking laws, township tours
muggings, shootings, Xenophobia
and Zulus.

so, get your ass on over here.
Good luck with that Visa, though
(especially if you’re like some Nobel Peace Prize Laureate)

Just goes to show you… seriously now,
how idealistic, how obsolete the whole

FREE TIBET
thing really is,

In the present climate, in the ECONOMY WINTER,
as the Chinese are want to add,
the best you can hope for, the realistic option is

TIBET 
at PRIME +1*

*terms and conditions apply**
**speak to your banker toady